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Post by charles on Mar 13, 2006 19:27:34 GMT -5
You know you need a diet when...........
- You dance and it makes the band skip.
- You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
- You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
- You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
- Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
- You run away, and your picture takes up all four sides of the milk carton.
- You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
- You could sell shade.
- Your blood type is Ragu.
- You need an appointment to attend an "open house."
- NASA announces the discovery of the newest planet in the solar system, and they give your address as its location.
- When flying on Southwest by yourself, you notice your ticket says "Group Rate."
-Goodyear asks you to model the newest logo so they don't have to repaint the blimps
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Post by aod on Mar 13, 2006 19:35:38 GMT -5
ummm somepeople could find that offending
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Post by Beautiful Disaster on Mar 13, 2006 22:47:47 GMT -5
it could but I think it will be okay since there is a warning in the title. Other then that its hilarious
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Post by Dregond [Gone] on Mar 14, 2006 3:57:50 GMT -5
Lol...infact the title is not even needed , its a just a joke..
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Post by ¤Teen Vibe¤ on Mar 14, 2006 4:06:49 GMT -5
lol....
I laughed really hard about the GoodYear blimp one.
I think it's fine if anyone has a problem with it then PM me. Other then that there's a joke about everything you can think of so no matter what you joke about its going to be offencive to someone.
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Post by MuHa Feel the Wrath on Mar 14, 2006 4:38:44 GMT -5
lol those are funny.
I don't think anyone will take a offence to it.. it is just a joke.
I really like how you ask people if they have a problem with it. Usually on most boards it just what the admin wants and thats it.
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Post by aod on Mar 14, 2006 6:22:20 GMT -5
well i dont ether but when someone comes yelling and screaming with a shotgun i'mma running!
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Post by stars2mind on Mar 18, 2006 0:43:04 GMT -5
these jokes crack me up....hehe..lol!
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Post by Andrew on Mar 18, 2006 8:29:05 GMT -5
Haha, those are priceless. ;D
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Post by damian on Mar 24, 2006 23:03:55 GMT -5
Noe of this was funny to me..... seriously
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